Charlie Sheen

Born: September 3, 1965

Occupation: Actor

Quotes of Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

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Charlie Sheen

I'm grandiose because I live a grandiose life.

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The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

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I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

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Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.

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I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

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Get your egos off the battlefield.

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Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

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You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

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Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

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Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

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My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

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It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on,

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Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

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The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

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As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

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Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they...

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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

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I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

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Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

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You can't process me with a normal brain.

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Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

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I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

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I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

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But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

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That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

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I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

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I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

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I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

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Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

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Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

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Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

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You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody,...

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Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

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People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

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Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

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I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

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What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

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I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

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Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

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There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

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I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the...

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Charlie Sheen

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

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The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

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I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

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I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

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I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

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I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

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The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

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I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

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Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

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Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

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I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

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What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

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When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

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I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into...

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I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is...

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What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that...

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For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

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It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with...

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Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

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I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

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We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic...

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There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his...

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There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my...

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Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

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I blinked and I cured my brain.

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People misinterpret my passion for anger.

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Charlie Sheen

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

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People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

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By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

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Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

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I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

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Can't is the cancer of happening.

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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

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Charlie Sheen

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

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It ain't a party til something gets broken.

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I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

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If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're...

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It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

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You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

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It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say...

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The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

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I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

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I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

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Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed.

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I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

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I'm tired of pretending I'm not special,

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People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain.

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If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

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I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

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Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

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I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

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I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

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I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with...

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Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

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You make a choice to win and you win

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Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

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I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

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I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

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I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

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I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

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We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

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Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

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I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

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A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should.

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I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

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Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

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