Born: August 1, 1963
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
I never let any of my sons beat me at videogames.
Slide slide slippity-slide
When you're living in a city it's do or die
We live in a society created by an empire
That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era,
A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life,
That you thought you was livin, and what you been...
I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss