David Lee Roth

Born: October 10, 1954

Occupation: Vocalist

Quotes of David Lee Roth

David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

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David Lee Roth

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

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It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

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The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

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Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it...

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You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

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A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

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People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

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Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

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David Lee Roth

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

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You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

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Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

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The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

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Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

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I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

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My ambition is to further create a signature sound, a signature spirit, that makes some kind of contribution to music in general.

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When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective...

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Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he...

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If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

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David Lee Roth

You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

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David Lee Roth

I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.

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David Lee Roth

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

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We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

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Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

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On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

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An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

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I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

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David Lee Roth

I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.

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I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50

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It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

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Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage

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David Lee Roth

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

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David Lee Roth

The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!!

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The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

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Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do

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I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success

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Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

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People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

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You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My...

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The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

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David Lee Roth

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

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I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

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You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

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You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice...

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I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

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David Lee Roth

Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?

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David Lee Roth

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

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I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

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If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

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― Dr. Seuss