Steve Carell quote

"From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los Angeles, everything has become a corn dog. Actually, corn dogs still work. But most other food should be stickless."

Steve Carell

Born: August 16, 1962

Occupation: Actor

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