Alistair Cooke quote

"I hasten to say to snobs from the Surrey pine-and-sand country that no invention since the corn plaster or the electric toothbrush has brought greater balm to the extremities of the senior golfer than the golfmobile, a word that will have to do for want of a better."

Alistair Cooke

Born: November 20, 1908

Die: March 30, 2004

Occupation: Journalist

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